One of the worst things ever...

[Ironlung]

is weedeating and hitting a fresh pile of dogshit. I just got out of the shower. Awful. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[imported_burrhead]

Especially with the steam still floating around!!!!!!!!

[NotSoSilentBob]

My formerly dog neighbors now have a cat. Wife said she saw it squatting in the yard yesterday. God only knows what I'll run over when I mow this week.

Can't say that I've ever hit dogshit with a weedeater though. That might be grounds for a dog killing.

[1inStripes]

Funniest and nastiest scat story I ever witnessed was caused by geese. I was working maintenance at the Eastman, and got to join in with a group from Knoxville herding and trapping Canadian geese. First we set up a pen on the upper end of the plant and started moving them toward it and closed it up, and last guy in had to stay in with them. He handed them out and we put them in cages. Had to go to the lower end of the plant to try and get some that got away. Needless to say, those geese make a mess while in those pens. Same thing as above on the lower end, and decided to try one more time on the upper end. That time we set the pen up about 5-10 feet from where it was before. One guy thought he would turn into Jerry Rice. As we were herding the last group in, they started to fly, and he made a diving grab of one as it made liftoff. The problem was, he landed right in the previous pile of goooseshit and slid. He was covered from head to toe.

[neutral88]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1inStripes</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Funniest and nastiest scat story I ever witnessed was caused by geese. I was working maintenance at the Eastman, and got to join in with a group from Knoxville herding and trapping Canadian geese. First we set up a pen on the upper end of the plant and started moving them toward it and closed it up, and last guy in had to stay in with them. He handed them out and we put them in cages. Had to go to the lower end of the plant to try and get some that got away. Needless to say, those geese make a mess while in those pens. Same thing as above on the lower end, and decided to try one more time on the upper end. That time we set the pen up about 5-10 feet from where it was before. One guy thought he would turn into Jerry Rice. As we were herding the last group in, they started to fly, and he made a diving grab of one as it made liftoff. The problem was, he landed right in the previous pile of goooseshit and slid. He was covered from head to toe. </div></div>


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[1inStripes]

He was a little darker shade of green but close from all the fresh goose scat.